Velcrometer
Throwing stuff at the internet to see what sticks
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M. Giant's Velcrometer Throwing stuff at the internet to see what sticks |
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Monday, March 03, 2008 Scenes from a Marriage "Whoa, did you fart while I was in the other room?" "No." "Because it didn't smell like this before." "Maybe there's something in the trash." "Why would you fart in the trash?" * * * [Misreading news headline on Yahoo!'s homepage over spouse's shoulder] "Why did Angola plot to kill Mick Jagger?" "It says Angels. As in Hell's Angels. That would have been awesome, though." "Angola says, 'This will totally put us on the map!'" "Would that be the Asian map, or the South American map?" "Who cares? Either way it's a step up." "Of course Angola abandoned the plan after The Knights of Prosperity got cancelled." "But look out, Paul McCartney!" * * * "Who is this Tequilaberry chick, anyway?" "You mean Tila Tequila?" "Whatever. Sounds like dingleberry." "And what's a tequilaberry?" "I don't know. Isn't there such a thing as a tequilaberry?" "I don't know either, but if you don't know the difference between a dingleberry and a tequilaberry, I'm never letting you make me a margarita." "Oh, come on? Who wouldn't love a dingleberry margarita? With kitty litter around the edge of the glass?" "I think you just made us rich." posted by M. Giant 7:44 PM 9 comments 9 Comments:
That would be the Africa map.
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I found you through the Damn Hell Ass Kings feed, and you just made me spit coffee. This is why I want to marry a writer, to have witty banter like yours.
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But...... which of you said what, exactly? I think faithful readers are dying to know whether it was you or Trash who came up with the dingleberry margarita!
By I don't know who said what, but I do remember reading that Trash tends to screw up names. That might be a hint.
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Okay, you didn't make milk come through MY nose.
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I didn't expectorate, regurgitate, or aspirate anything, but that's just because I'm used to it.
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Is it a MN thing? Because I dearly miss having hysterically funny conversations like these - and they always happened in MN. Does the cold just make some brains work harder and therefore have more fun with words?
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"Why would you fart in the trash?"
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Oh no - I just came over here from Tomato Nation. Now I will surely waste all of my time reading your archives.
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