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Saturday, January 21, 2006

The following is the sound I made when I tried to get two dozen of M. Small's noisiest toys all going at once.

The phone doesn't pick it up as well as I'd hoped, but when you're in the room, it sounds a lot like World War III as fought by clowns.

posted by M. Giant 8:51 AM 4 comments

4 Comments:

Holy crap, that had me laughing my ass off. That said, I get the impression I'd feel slightly differently if I had to put up with it on a regular basis.

By Anonymous, at January 22, 2006 at 1:14 PM

That sounds like the casino floor of Circus, Circus in Vegas.

By Anonymous, at January 23, 2006 at 11:31 AM

I LOVE it! But I would imagine that Trash hates it, especially if M. Tiny does it more than once a day.

By Anonymous, at January 23, 2006 at 1:36 PM

rofl. WWII as fought by clowns... *hoots*

By Anonymous, at February 6, 2006 at 6:51 AM

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