Throwing stuff at the internet to see what sticks
Friday, July 25, 2003 BYE BYE
Trash was talking to her sister-in-law yesterday, and she had a brief phone conversation with our 1½-year-old niece Deniece.
“Do you know who this is?”
“This is your Auntie Trash.”
“[Random assortment of tortured vowels and elongated consonants that is Deniece’s version of Trash’s name]
“Yes, I’m married to M.”
“Would you like us to come down and visit you soon?”
“BYE BYE.” Clunk.
Naturally, Trash found this hilarious.
Nobody can deliver a dis and get away with it quite like a toddler. People tend to miss the innocence and carelessness of childhood, but not me. What you just saw above? That’s what I miss. If I could get away with putting people down like that, I’d never leave the office.
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Today’s best search request: “trash’s ruining environment.” Oh, she is not. She recycles and everything. posted by M. Giant 3:19 PM 0 comments